RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Mike needs a date. -lol

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: mike looks like a drag queen in one of pauls porn videos.- very disturbing because i have a m8 named paul... eww... mine seem to all be about sex.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Mike says: "have a spanking good time" -o.O

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Mike wants a game job. -very odd because i do want a job in the videogame industry type area thing.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Mike does the hulk- HULK SMASH FTW

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Mike hates bendy busses- heres something i disagree with. cos bendy busses are totally AWESOMESAUCE

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Mike asks the css guy for advice on rounded corners--- o.O?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Mike goes emotional. We all know that robots aren't supposed to have emotions. --- thats the whole quote lol

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Mike likes Debian--- debian? sounds like a bottle of water. hmm...

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Mike eats new york--- yum.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Mike in a skirt! Fetching isn't it?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Mike was arrested for an outstanding warrant for a traffic ticket. His car was searched, and drug paraphenalia was discovered. ----or----Michael Stone, a senior at Lake High School in Ohio, has been arrested for causing his high school's computer to slow down. --- oh noes a slow computer. lol